vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

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Leo Tolstoy, The Death of Ivan Ilych (1886)

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wanderingth0ught:

Interesting gif on reddit, sixpenceee

wanderingth0ught:

Interesting gif on reddit, sixpenceee

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lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

Thundertruck mcpickupfuck

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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pr1nceshawn:

The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…

skyfallat221b:

inspired by littlerussianspider's headcanon 

  After New York, Clint was mostly treated with respect at SHIELD, even though he was indirectly responsible for alot of SHIELD agents deaths. Rumlow, however, always took the opportunity to point out how many people he had killed. It hurt Clint a great deal until one day, Natasha heard Rumlow talking shit. Nobody is quite sure what Natasha did or said, but Rumlow avoided both Clint and Natasha after that.

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ursulavernon:

seananmcguire:

Viola Davis talks about the childhood hunger problem in the U.S. at Variety’s annual Power of Women luncheon. (x)

And it never goes away.  It never, never goes away.

I grew up with immense food uncertainty.  I did all these things, and I did most of them with two much smaller sisters.  I resented them for getting to eat before I did when I was nine and they were two and three, because I was old enough to understand hunger, and they weren’t.  I hated my mother for years because we never had anything to eat, and it took until well into my adulthood to realize that she had hated herself, too.

I start asking people what they want to do about dinner starting around nine in the morning when at a convention or other vacation spot.  I need to know.  Even if the plan is just “oh, food court” or “oh, we have those leftovers,” I need someone who is not me, someone who is less wrecked over their relationship with food, to promise me that I am still allowed to eat.

It never goes away.

Childhood hunger is never satiated.

I have never been in straits quite that dire, but…there was an odd stretch of my childhood when we had very limited food. My mother was very depressed and working unspeakably long hours. Sometimes when she came home, it was easier just to let her sleep than to nag her about food. When I had exhausted cooking everything I knew how to cook (it wasn’t much) I wouldn’t eat. (I imagine she didn’t either.) We had very little money for groceries anyway. There was food in the pantry, since it was my grandmother’s house, and she’d stocked it, but it was like twenty bottles of bulk bbq sauce and expired cans of crushed tomato and stuff. I didn’t know how to turn that into food. Possibly there was no way. Some nights—this was back when you could get tacos for 39 cents at Taco Bell—we would take a dollar and eat and then she would go back to sleep.

The nadir of this came during one summer, when I didn’t have school lunches to fall back on, and so I would frequently go a day or two without eating. I didn’t really feel like I was being starved, because it was a thing I was choosing to do, to help out. I think I believed on some level that if I bothered my mother, she would find a way to fix it, I just didn’t want to bother her because she was so tired.

We got food stamps a little while after that, and it was…I can’t really explain what that was like. We couldn’t believe we were being allowed to have this much food and that it was okay. Mom cried a bit, I think. That whole summer was like we were in this weird little bubble and it wasn’t as good as other people’s bubbles, but it was suddenly so much better in there.

Anyway, TL;DR, anybody who says food stamps are for lazy people, you can unfollow me now and kindly fuck yourself on the way out.

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boringisdull:

mitchwagner:

New York Comic Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.

There’ll be a character like this one day, probably in some apocalyptic setting, and it’ll be played by Johnny Depp

boringisdull:

mitchwagner:

New York Comic Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.

There’ll be a character like this one day, probably in some apocalyptic setting, and it’ll be played by Johnny Depp

onestarbookreview:

“Maybe I shouldn’t have read this when I was twelve.”

onestarbookreview:

Maybe I shouldn’t have read this when I was twelve.”

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bigeyesandstarrynights:

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

Well, that was incredibly distressing.

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lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

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mediamattersforamerica:

For its Ebola coverage, CNN turned to Robin Cook, author of the fictional thriller Outbreak.

mediamattersforamerica:

For its Ebola coverage, CNN turned to Robin Cook, author of the fictional thriller Outbreak.

fuckyeah1990s:

Every episode of “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” is on YouTube.
Watch them all here
i recommend “The Tale of The Phone Police”, for a cautionary story about the perils of making prank telephone calls. 

fuckyeah1990s:

Every episode of “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” is on YouTube.

Watch them all here

i recommend “The Tale of The Phone Police”, for a cautionary story about the perils of making prank telephone calls.